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OPRAH! [19 Dec 2006|11:21am]

losermonkey783
I haven't been on Livejournal for a while, so I thought it was time to dip my feet back into the Livejournal waters by posting to my favorite community. Plus, I'm putting off a paper and finals studying and this is a good excuse.

So, does anyone have any ideas to make this community a bit more lively? I really like the idea of it and it makes me a bit sad to realize how much I've neglected it. If anyone wants to try and pimp out this community and this church to fellow Oprah lovers then pimp away.

Signed,
Your faithful Oprah servant.
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The Good and the Bad [26 Aug 2006|01:47am]

the_claudiament
Oprah opens the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy!


South African company scam illegally uses Oprah's name
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This is my fav. [01 Aug 2006|04:28pm]

peaceandpizza
[ mood | amused ]

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[17 Feb 2006|06:42am]

cup_o_nomi
Did anybody watch Oprah yesterday when she went into the human race machine? What was your favorite race for Oprah? I personally liked her Indian, myself. But I still think they would've been better for her if they had gotten a better picture, cuz she looked kind of weird in some of the races...
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[14 Dec 2005|11:11pm]

the_claudiament
I got an email; VERY IMPORTANT:

OFFICIAL WEBSITE “LET’S MAKE OPRAH QUEEN MOVEMENT” www.oprahforqueen.com MAKE COPIES OF THIS FLYER AND GIVE TO EVERYONE!There is a movement in progress to make Oprah Queen of America! The Denver Post did an outstanding article in the Sunday 06 November 2005newspaper. Contact us and we will send you the article and Coronationinformation. There is already a coronation song! The best I’ve ever heard. Three Denver jewelry companies have seen the design for the crown andacknowledged their ability to make it. For more information contact ourCorporate Office in writing or Email us.The movement to make Oprah Winfrey Queen of America will include a host ofcelebrities, politicians, business people and everyday citizens who have seenOprah’s demonstrations of Queenly kindness. Her sincere acts of compassion havepromoted hope for the hopeless all over the earth. Oprah knows that it is not wise for a person to search their own glory and sheknows that it is better to let someone else praise you and not yourself! Therefore it is important to note that Ms Oprah Winfrey is not involved inpromoting herself in this project. It is up to those who love and believe inOprah to make it happen! Please join with us and let us give back to Oprah atoken of our love and appreciation that she has given to so many others.We encourage all Oprah Winfrey supporters and fans to tell others about thisfantastic and historic movement and our singular goal of crowning Oprah! Volunteer chairpersons, co-chairpersons, media, marketing expertise and othersfrom all parts of the world are needed for this outstanding effort. Letters andall correspondence can be sent to our Corporate office at: AN AMERICAN QUEENP.O. Box 1180Collegedale, TN 37315UNITED STATESFor immediate response email us at: “info@oprahforqueen.com”For those of you who do not have internet capabilities, you may:Request the entire “Prospective Coronation Program” Including:Color Posters of Queen Oprah, 2.) The Denver Post article, 3.) Membership Form4.) Coronation Overview 5.) Words of the Coronation Song and 6.) The Flyer!Simply send a check or money order of any amount (to cover the cost of shipping,handling, postage and duplication) to our corporate office. Make check or moneyorder payable to: An American Queen. Our staff will rush to you the requestedinformation. For an additional gift of at least $3.95 you may also request the“Oprah Song” CD that will be sung at the ceremony!The CD and the Coronation Program will become a priceless keepsake! Monroe Ammon Trotter, International Coordinator
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[22 Nov 2005|08:03pm]

the_claudiament

OPRAH ON LETTERMAN DEC.01.05!!!!!!!!!!

http://entertainment.sympatico.msn.ca/tv/articles/1340917.armx

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Hey everyone! [18 Nov 2005|06:39pm]

losermonkey783
[ mood | bouncy ]

It's just your friendly neighborhood mod here. I'm sorry I haven't written anything in, oh, a very long time. I kind of quit livejournal, but I'm still modding for this community. I hope that everyone is doing very well and I hope you all keep the Church of Oprah alive and well!

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[17 Oct 2005|04:58pm]

cup_o_nomi
Oprah is on the cover of Newsweek, looking sexy. She's featured in this article about the world's most powerful women. Just thought I'd let you all know...
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EBAY! [09 Aug 2005|02:37am]

the_claudiament
http://cgi.ebay.com/Oprah_W0QQitemZ5414631955QQcategoryZ553QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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more oprah! [11 Jul 2005|12:55am]

the_claudiament
im assuming all of you have heard of what happend to oprah while she was in france a couple weeks back?

she was planning to have dinner with her friend tina turner and decided to pick up a present for her at the ritzy hermès boutique in paris. the employees did not recognise winfrey since she wasnt wearing any make-up and her hair wasnt did. they did not let her into the boutique because they were having 'problems with north africans lately'.
winfrey had called the president of the boutique when she got back home, and cancelled an order (5 purses at $6000/each) she had made previously and told the manager she was going to go public about the incident.

can you believe that boutique?! they shot themselves in the face if you ask me...

and also, i was looking back at one of my oprah clippings from a long long time ago...and i guess this isnt the first time oprah's had a problem like this.

a couple years ago she went to see a show with her makeup artist andre. after the show the 2 were walking along the street and oprah spotted a sweater in a window shop. she tried to go inside with andre, but people inside completely ignored her. she called the store to tell them she was outside, and the store said 'oh sorry, you wont believe this..but about 2 weeks ago our store was robbed by 2 trans sexuals and we thought they were back.'
oprah's response?
'you're right, i cant believe it!'

i love oprah regardless of her skin colour. my door, my heart, and television is open for her anytime!
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oprah's hair! [02 May 2005|04:11pm]

the_claudiament
http://entertainment.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=189894>1=6542


Oprah Talks About 'Hair Heaven'
May 2, 8:08 AM EST


Associated Press

Oprah Winfrey admits she sees a hairdresser every day, a situation she considers "hair heaven." Speaking Saturday on her "Live Your Best Life" inspirational tour, she warned white fans not to ask their black friends about hair issues, because they couldn't possibly understand.

"Don't go into it, because there ain't no telling. It's a strong cultural thing. We're all alike in our veins, except for our hair," Winfrey said.

Winfrey, who drew 5,000 to the Denver Convention Center, advised fans to work hard at being themselves.

"If you are not speaking your own truth, you will never be able to be all you are meant to be. You cannot be pretending to be somebody else," she said.

Her key advice to beleaguered job seekers? Find a way to do what you love and get paid for it.
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[27 Apr 2005|02:51am]

the_claudiament

harpo studio:

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she just never stops.. [18 Apr 2005|10:31pm]

the_claudiament
Oprah Winfrey dug deep into her couch cushions to come up with a cash surprise for some lucky employees. The New York Post reports the media mogul presented 100 workers from O, The Oprah Magazine, with $5,000 bonuses. "I figured I would give you five things you could really use," she told her excited minions at a bash Sunday night celebrating the publication's fifth anniversary. As an added benefit, the money is tax-free since it was a personal gift from Oprah, not a company perk.
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[28 Mar 2005|11:36pm]

the_claudiament

so a few of you might be wondering about her tour...
so here you go, i scanned it =D

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[28 Mar 2005|02:32pm]

the_claudiament
Is Oprah Eyeing Vacation Rental Business?
Mar 27, 8:50 PM EST


Oprah Winfrey may be getting into the vacation rental business. The Maui County Council has given preliminary approval to a bill granting O.W. Ranch LLC a five-year conditional permit to operate a 12-bedroom vacation rental in Kula.

Tom Welch, attorney for O.W. Ranch, would not confirm the celebrity's involvement in the venture, saying Winfrey likes to keep her personal life private.

Gideon Kaufman, an Aspen, Colo.-based legal representative for Winfrey and an officer of O.W. Ranch, said: "I'll let the initials stand for themselves."

O.W. Ranch lists an address in care of Bob Greene, Winfrey's friend and personal trainer, according to Maui property tax records.

Winfrey and Greene bought 102 acres on Maui's Hana Coast in 2002 with plans to build separate homes. A year later, O.W. Ranch bought the land in Kula.
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[28 Mar 2005|03:02am]

the_claudiament
[ mood | awake ]

what's with the repeats??! i hope oprah is ok!!!

also, oprah has that 'live your best life tour'...but she doesnt come to
canada, so i am upset over that.......is anyone going??!!
for $185, id go see oprah.
id climb everest for oprah.

i had a dream of oprah last night.
that i FINALLY met her and wanted my picture taken with her, but had no film in my camera!

she looked so BEAUTIFUL!!! i wasnt just dreaming of oprah; i was dreaming of perfection!

and at one point; i saw her walking down the stairs to her office during lunch, with a plateful of fries....i guess that means she's normal! and she likes potatoes!!!

did anyone ever see the E! true hollywood story of oprah winfrey?
it was on last night.....my eyes were glued to the screen!

YEA!!!!!!!!
GO OPRAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

alright, i hope this place becomes a little more active!!!
people; we are representing oprah!!!!!!!!

YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

post post post!!!!!!!!!

=D

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[12 Mar 2005|05:09pm]

whats_hisname
[ mood | bored ]

Okay chillins....we need someone who's technilogically literate to make O banners. And seeings as I am neither technilogically NOR literate..it should be somebody else. Emily, I know you can make those specail picture things...post some ideas, all you believers.

Oh yeah...somebody call me and do something..I'm bored out of my mind, and my mom is threatening to take me to a movie. Oh, the humiliation...

<3//.TheKitten

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[14 Mar 2005|01:16am]

the_claudiament
hi everyone, i was cleaning up my 'favorites' and i found two particular
links that you all would be interested in. one is a huge icon of the most amazing person on the face of this universe, and the other is a really well-written biography...i know everyone here (and in this whole entire world) knows who she is, but, who doesnt love reading about oprah?!!!?

hmmm...i guess that's all.

no it's not actually.

i was thinking about our church and here's what im thinking we should come up with:

1-the oprah commandments
2-a symbol that honors oprah; jesus had a crucifix, im thinking a big huge giant O for ms.winfrey?
3-an oprah prayer

i guess that's all for now...but i hope i can make this church REALLY exciting and fun, because after all, we're honoring the most perfect human being on the face of this planet!



here are the links;

her biography:

http://entertainment.msn.com/celebs/celeb.aspx?mp=b&c=230966




a cool icon of her (she looks like a rock star!):

http://www.unregardmoderne.com/spip/IMG/gif/cal311.gif
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COMMON PEOPLE!!!!! LET'S GET SOME POSTING GOING!!!! [09 Mar 2005|06:31am]

losermonkey783
[ mood | awake ]

So, no one's posted for a little while and I thought I'd fill up your friend's pages a bit with some useless crap. I'm still working on a doctrine for our church. If you have any suggestions please post them. I'm out of ideas at the moment so anything would be appreciated. Uhhhhhh, yeah. Everyone should advertise this community a bit. I mean, only 11 members. Come on people. Oprah has more followers then that. Well, I gotta go. I hope you appreciate my FRIEND'S PAGE INVASION!!!!!!!!!

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[25 Feb 2005|05:09pm]

whats_hisname
"i would vote for tank girl. haha, even though i know she wouldnt do jack shit. hahah i love her.

seriously though kittens, Oprah for president! and Dr. Phil could be vice president and tell world leaders they need to loose weight. hahaah.... day time tv = the shit."


Just something I found in my Tank Grrl community...I thought it was pretty funny. They were talking about how shitty the election turned out. (oooold post.) Wouldn't it be great if they ran the country? Think about it...

Oprah: "Oh, girl, I feel GORGEOUS in power! I think I've even lost some weight!"

Dr. Phil: "IT AIN'T ABOUT YOU!!!!!"
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